holyposition: (i've actually never been happier)
Tim Laughlin ([personal profile] holyposition) wrote 2024-11-19 03:47 pm (UTC)

I'm flattered that you want to be inside me 24/7, but it's starting to hurt, and not in the way I like.

Wear them myself while we take a break from sex for a couple days, to teach you to quit whining.

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