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Tim Laughlin ([personal profile] holyposition) wrote2024-06-13 06:55 pm

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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
How's the chapel coming along? Spend any more time there and people might think you're taking over as the priest.

[it's out of the blue and there are more important things he'd like to ask, but it seems as nonchalant as any a reason to reach out.]
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You don't say. Could have fooled me based on the attendance elsewhere.

[you know. the sex club in the basement.]

You're good at hearing people out and giving them a chance, though. Plenty here who probably appreciate it, even if they might not deserve it.

[oh.]

What, with the heavy lifting? Don't think I'm qualified to be giving anyone in a crisis of faith advice. I'll just tell 'em to walk out.

But I can be there. If you want.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
There's one in particular, but I'm trying not to think about it.

[luci.]

Oh? Sounds like you need someone to work up a sweat in there.

Timothy Laughlin, that really wounds me. Are you calling me spoiled? I spent months in the army fixing up guns, cars, and leaky faucets when we had 'em. I'm handier than you think.

Though it is encouraged to hire someone who knows what the hell they're doing when it comes to renovations. I take it you don't trust the staff.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? You like what you're picturing? Think I can make that happen for you.

Fair enough. But how 'bout this - I'll help you fix up the pews and when it's all said and done, you spend a weekend by the pool. Clothing optional after dark.


[with him, which goes unsaid.]
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
What, you don't want to christen your own handiwork? Seems fair after all you're putting into it.

Yeah, Skippy, I do. This place is a hell of a lot nicer than Rehoboth Beach - might as well start treating it that way.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
On the pews. Haven't you got a confessional?

I said optional for a reason. Skinny-dipping in private isn't a crime, is it?

Hadn't thought about that. There's an indoor one somewhere, but it's not really the same. Raincheck, then.

And maybe we take that trip to the library after all instead. There's a fireplace in there, last I heard. Cozy.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to test it out. I'll help.

Yeah? Sounds like we could be there awhile. I'll bring something to keep our appetites down. And maybe some wine.


[a mini picnic. sort of. basically a date, even if he's still gonna lock the door so they aren't interrupted.]
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't the confessional a separate, sacred entity? I'm not really remembering, on account of - you know, a year.

Mm. Got that one down.

And the pool?
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm controlling myself by not bending you in half over the altar. The confessional is the restraint.

You know, sometimes this place has a way of giving you what you want. I'm willing to bet we'll be on our own for awhile.

What, the...phones? Something you'd like to run by me, Mr. Laughlin?
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Skippy.

Yeah. I’m in my room.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mother of god, Skip. Where did they cook that up?

Yeah, I wanna come to yours. Christ. Do I get to touch this time?
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You look good enough to eat.
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[personal profile] homosexuals 2024-07-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah honey, I fucking love it. Might even make you keep it on the whole time.

Christ, well let me just drag myself and my third leg on over.