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[homosexuals]

Not as handsome as you.

Yeah, I guess I would. But I came around, and he's young. There's still time.

[holyposition]

As two movie stars? Please.

Wait, it's a real movie, right? Not pornography.

[homosexuals]

Hey, no. I mean it. And I'm not just saying that to get into your pants, because you're on a break. In my pants, actually. Soon.

Yes, it's a real movie. I said it was a romance. Why would I watch porn when I've got you?

[holyposition]

Inspiration? Can't go two days without me and have to take it into your own hands?

Um. So to speak.

It's a date, though. Just don't laugh at me if I cry.