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[holyposition]

Does it make you horny?

[homosexuals]

Getting warm. It's a little more...thorough than that.

I'd pay a mighty big sum to see you sitting pretty on it just for me.

[holyposition]

I don't have time for that right now.

And I'd rather you make me feel like that than a big plastic horse, anyway.

[homosexuals]

What do you mean you don't have time for that? Lent is over.

I don't think it's the horse per se - it's just...some sort of euphoria. More like a show.

[holyposition]

Harry's in a bad state, I'm taking care of him.

Not hurt.

Did you ride it?

[homosexuals]

Shit. What the hell happened?

C'mon. Of course not. I heard about it from someone on the grounds. I wasn't gonna stick around to watch anyone else up there.

[holyposition]

Some kind of shell shock, I think. A lot happened to him out on the ice.

If you want to watch the cute witch boys ride it around, I won't be hurt.

[homosexuals]

You need a hand? I know you'll take good care of him.

I don't want to watch the witch boys ride it. I wanted it to be you, but you've got your hands full.

Maybe later - you can take a look at my merry-go-round instead.

[holyposition]

Thanks, but I've got it.

I'd like to. I was gonna try to win Koby the stuffed seal for his birthday though, so once Harry's settled, I'm heading back. I'll bring you back a funnel cake :)