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[holyposition]

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[kobes]

bitch if you don't tell me every single detail right now i'll never speak to you again

[holyposition]

Okay so
i kind of thought he wouldn't be up to it because he's too nice
but when it's time he flicks the switch and goes daddy dom mode

He made me fold all our clothes in a nice little pile before he'd touch me. Which was hot, the anticipation.
dick is perfect. big, tastes amazing, little bit of curve that feels sooo good pounding my fucking brains out

he eats ass like hes on survivor and hes been starving for a month. I think i could have come just from that if he'd have let me but noooo he had to pick just the right time to stop and start fucking me into the mattress
he held my arms down so all I could do was take it like a good boy 😇

then he flipped me around cuz he wanted to see my face when i came. I dont usually like that but he is so hot i changed my mind
gave me a cute little creampie, licked it clean, and then spat it back into my mouth

and then round 2 🥵

[kobes]

i changed my mind
you SHOULD marry him

[holyposition]

STOPPPPPPP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY VOICE OF REASON 😡😡😡

[kobes]

my reason has been vicariously fucked out by the fact that this was round ONE. one of FOUR.
now reason demands you lock that dick DOWN

[holyposition]

four yesterday. this morning he made me breakfast and then bent me over the kitchen counter. 😇

[kobes]

you gotta figure out how to soulbond him to u somehow
otherwise you'll be ruined for all other dick and have to become a monk

[holyposition]

I'm not ruined for other dick
I don't think?

I just got back a few hours ago and then I had to talk to my dad so I haven't tried

[kobes]

oh yeah? do you wanna fuck anyone else right now?

well, that'll kill your boner, won't it.

[holyposition]

No but I'm sore

....but if he wanted me right this second I could probably muster the courage

he kept the espresso martinis coming until I told him about Hawk
in a lot less detail
but still.

[kobes]

"probably" u little liar 🙄

oh???? how'd that go over 👀👀👀

[holyposition]

it was weird.

He was excited about it.

[kobes]

huh.
that's weird. why?

[holyposition]

idk, he just hates Harry that much?

he went on this whole spiel about wanting me to be happy and make my own choices like he got body snatched but instead of an alien they just replaced him with a normal dad a decade after it would have been helpful

or maybe he thinks hawk is hot too.

[kobes]

oh yeah that might track
why's he hate him? cause he looks like a puppy dog nobody wants?

huh. weird. is he on crack maybe
your uncle's weird too ngl

well, he's got eyes.

[holyposition]

Oh he got in Harry's business all, "I know youre fucking my son" and he denied it so he thinks he's a coward for not "claiming" me
which I never asked him to do

maybe he is! they're all nuts.

if I can trust him for anything, its that he doesn't want to fuck anyone I'm fucking.

[kobes]

you can't win with that guy
if harry'd admitted it, he would've been in bigger trouble lmfao

yeah he offered me a job
ur uncle i mean
i said no, don't worry

are you sure
are you positive

[holyposition]

Probably! They're snobs, too. He's an emergency doctor instead of a tech billionaire, how could he be good enough?

Good.

I'm pretty sure.

[kobes]

doctor isnt good enough anymore?
missed that memo ig

"good"?

maybe he just approves of hawk or something
kind of a boner killer
can you survive parental approval, t?

[holyposition]

Apparently! I don't get it either.

He's crazy, too.

It kind of is but for dick that good I can overlook it

[kobes]

maybe it's the age thing? idk hawk's older too right

oh. yeah, had to have been to want me to work there
stupid.

that's my boy 💖💖💖 gotta overlook the fact that your dad approves or the terrorists win.

[holyposition]

he said Harry was too old but Hawk's even older

why would he want to recruit my friends? he knows I dont care about any of the vineyard stuff

sometimes the terrorists are right, baby k.

[kobes]

maybe he just hates guys with beards??
who knows.

i dunno. maybe he felt sorry for me or something
whatever, doesn't matter.

not the metaphorical ones that don't want you to get laid, baby t.

[holyposition]

lol
I mentioned it looked good on him at some photoshoot so he said he'd grow it back for me
guess we'll find out

he can't offer what isn't his, anyway. they're trying to get majority ownership, but it won't work

[kobes]

look at you, you're an evil lil genius
conducting experiments and shit

every time you say business words it gives me a headache 😠
like listening to talk radio