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[holyposition]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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[kobes]

a little reinforcement always works. god knows you don't need a wingman but if i dont get involved in mess i die 😞

both. he can do both. domesticate dominate put u in a little apron and bend u over the table
do it for the sluts timoteo!!!!!!!

[holyposition]

I dont need a wingman, I've already got him. it'll just look desperate

oooooh, yes. please, Mr. Fuller, come put a bun in my hot little oven 🥵

[kobes]

awwwwwwwww c'mon
i won't even try to get him to sign anything
for like a day

please send him that
please
i'll steal your phone and send it for you

[holyposition]

Dont pitch him on any bullshit, I don't want him running off

do not. i need at least 3 drinks before I start begging for creampies

[kobes]

it's not bullshit!!





okay it's bullshit but i'm desperate 😤😤😤

3 whole drinks? my baby is all grown up and developing a filter 🥹

[holyposition]

Dibs counts for bullshit and sex

I knowwwww i have to go back to catholic school im losing my slutty edge

[kobes]

that is NOT in the rules
fine after he rocks your world or whatever, then 😒😒😒

you could become a hot priest maybe
does that take long?

[holyposition]

I'll let you know how it goes

And take a vow of celibacy? can you imagine?

[kobes]

spare no details or else 😠😠😠

ew. i think you'd shrivel up and die after 3 days
longer than me though ive been here that long and i've barely done anything except fuck.

[holyposition]

You got it

Anyone fun?

[kobes]

unless it sucks, then make something up.

oh, the usual. my therapist, the newlyweds, harry, the hot dads, etc

[holyposition]

Your therapist is hot. Is he taking new clients?

Which hot dads?

[kobes]

i'll ask next time my mouth's empty ig
you might be a lost cause, babe

not yours ayooooo
ani's ex. met him when me and his son went to the same school for five minutes.

[holyposition]

Really making some breakthroughs, huh?

Which one is that....

[kobes]

oh yeah, really unpacking the root of my antisocial behavior

fp jones.

[holyposition]

I don't think it takes a medical degree. Alvida's a bitch, the end.

Was it good?

[kobes]

sounds so boring when you say it that way. mommy issues, big whoop 🙄

it's always good, because i'm involved.
but yeah. top 5, easy.

[holyposition]

your mommy issues and my daddy issues, we're such cliches, boo hoo

At Saltburnt, or ever?

[kobes]

but we maaaaaatch 😘😘😘

at saltburnt. "ever" has way more factors to it.

[holyposition]

What do you mean? Just pick five.

[kobes]

what are we JUDGING on tho
like girth length skill shot size dirty talk if they had any weird kinks????

[nerd.]

[holyposition]

Whatever you want! It's not like it's objective.

[kobes]

no no no listen
what if
i die in a tragic accident
and all i have left is my dick rankings

what if that's my fucking LEGACY???

[he is either drunk or blitzed or both]

[holyposition]

my sweet baby k what the hell are you talking about

[kobes]

shut UP i'm a genius i'm having visions ur so mean!!!!!!!