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[holyposition]

WELCOME TO THE SALTBURNT NETWORK

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[kobes]

oh yeah, really unpacking the root of my antisocial behavior

fp jones.

[holyposition]

I don't think it takes a medical degree. Alvida's a bitch, the end.

Was it good?

[kobes]

sounds so boring when you say it that way. mommy issues, big whoop 🙄

it's always good, because i'm involved.
but yeah. top 5, easy.

[holyposition]

your mommy issues and my daddy issues, we're such cliches, boo hoo

At Saltburnt, or ever?

[kobes]

but we maaaaaatch 😘😘😘

at saltburnt. "ever" has way more factors to it.

[holyposition]

What do you mean? Just pick five.

[kobes]

what are we JUDGING on tho
like girth length skill shot size dirty talk if they had any weird kinks????

[nerd.]

[holyposition]

Whatever you want! It's not like it's objective.

[kobes]

no no no listen
what if
i die in a tragic accident
and all i have left is my dick rankings

what if that's my fucking LEGACY???

[he is either drunk or blitzed or both]

[holyposition]

my sweet baby k what the hell are you talking about

[kobes]

shut UP i'm a genius i'm having visions ur so mean!!!!!!!

[holyposition]

So you're high? Alright have fun, think about it, someone hot is calling me byE

[kobes]

💋🖕💖 love u too bitch

> the morning or...afternoon of June 7th

[holyposition]

i think im gonna die

like im fully panicking I csnt breathe

he did something to me

[kobes]

[immediately:]

who? what?
doesnt matter gimme a shovel and two hours ill handle it

[holyposition]

hawk

Fuller

tennis hottie

he fucked meso good i think my bodys going into shock

[kobes]

OH








so i dont need to kill anyone

[holyposition]

No you just need to put me on oxygen

[kobes]

oh my god you scared the shit out of me, teo

it cannot have been THAT good
was it?

[holyposition]

Sorry.

I would never exaggerate someone's dick game but I rly think I've stumbled onto the best kept secret in the world. if people knew there would be a line from here to london

[kobes]

uh oh
you liiiiiiiiiiiike him

[holyposition]

I like that he made me cum 4 times

and dont try to one up me thats a lot for most guys

but he made me stay the night and eat breakfast with him so 50/50 he's a serial killer

[kobes]

that's a LOT for most guys, jesus

and you did? you stayed the night???
oh youre in danger girl

[holyposition]

I was cumming DRY by the end i didnt even know i could do that

I figured it was safer than trying to walk back after getting absolutely demolished all night. I could have stumbled in the lake and drowned!

[kobes]

do you need some gatorade or something
i feel like he drained the soul outta you

yeah but now hes either gonna wear your skin or catch feelings
drowning is better