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[holyposition]

Anything. What happened?

[homosexuals]

I guess my good fortune with the library wore out.

[attached is a photo of this monstrosity.]

What the hell am I supposed to give him at his party now?

[holyposition]

...okay.

Maybe we can fix it. It's not bad that Alicent is in it, only that her breasts are popping out. We can paint the dress higher.

[homosexuals]

You think so? Look, I'm not Michelangelo here. Can you manage it, honey? I'll make it up to you.

...He just wanted to see his damn dragon. I mean, Christ.

[holyposition]

Art classes in school don't make me Michaelangelo, but I can do it. I just need a couple shades of green paint.

He loves Vhagar more than anything. We'll salvage it. But I need you to take over firewood duty.

1/2

[homosexuals]

I've seen your doodles. They're good, Tim. I'll ask Giles to send some to the room.

And ah hell, you should have let me take care of that to begin with. I'm on it.

[homosexuals]

Start thinking about how I can repay my little artiste.

[holyposition]

Oh, and gold. For her necklace.

Ask me again after I watch you chop wood for a while. It should be inspiring 👀

[homosexuals]

Roger that.

You wanna come lay out in the sun and fix it up while I do? We both get eye candy that way.

[holyposition]

It's cold out. The last thing we need is it getting rained on.

Might do you some good to make make you keep your pants on for a couple hours.

[homosexuals]

Well, ouch.

Just for that, I'm showering before I come back to the room.

[holyposition]

Ouch is right. Your boy needs a day to recover.

No you're not. Where else would you be showering?

1/2

[homosexuals]

...A day? You're pulling my leg, right? Are you - feeling alright? You don't have a fever do you?

Hey, you know I read something about that. Fucking with a fever, I mean.

[homosexuals]

I'll come through the room we don't use. Obviously.

[holyposition]

No, I'm not sick, just sore. Trade spots sometime and you'll see what I mean.

That door's locked.

[homosexuals]

Can I kiss it better?

[pointedly not addressing the trading spots part, sorry honey.]

Then I'll just have to unlock it. Unless there's something you want from me.

[holyposition]

No, you can't, we both know it won't stop there. You'll survive for a day or two.

Just your boxers.

[homosexuals]

I can. I’ll prove it to you.

…Two now? Skippy - that’s just cruel and unusual punishment.

Aha. There it is. Fine, they’re all yours. What’re you gonna do with ‘em this time?

[holyposition]

I'm flattered that you want to be inside me 24/7, but it's starting to hurt, and not in the way I like.

Wear them myself while we take a break from sex for a couple days, to teach you to quit whining.

[homosexuals]

Aw hell, it's that bad? I'm sorry, sweetheart. You know that's not what I want. But I really do want to kiss it better now.

Alright alright, it'll be hands off. Even though I might be going crazy thinking about you walking around in those the whole time.

[holyposition]

You can help by finding me a better cushion to sit on. And some hot chocolate. We can go watch a movie tonight instead.

The anticipation will be worth it when I'm back in shape.

[homosexuals]

Coming right up. You got a movie in mind? I...read about one, in passing. If you're interested.

How about a massage after the party? No happy ending - scout's honor.

[holyposition]

I was just gonna browse, but I'm open to ideas. What movie is that?

That sounds nice. I'll need it, I have a feeling Aemond's gonna be in a mood in the morning.

[homosexuals]

Well, let me ask you first: how do you feel about cowboys?

Why? Seems like we'll have a good turnout. More than I imagine he was expecting.

[holyposition]

Who doesn't like cowboys? Should have known you'd be a westerns guy.

Family stuff is complicated with the whole group of them. He's not used to anyone caring so he's suspicious about the whole thing.