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[holyposition]

Tie it up for me in a little ribbon. I'll unwrap it with my teeth.

Yeah, 'what the fuck' is right. Don't push it, okay? I don't wanna see you busted up the same way Aemond was.

[homosexuals]

A big ribbon. It's a date.

...He told you about that, huh. He said he would.

Christ, I don't get it. But it was bad, Tim. Brutal.

[holyposition]

I knew before he told me. I'm not stupid. I have eyes.

I know. And I don't know what to do about it, other than distract him. He doesn't listen.

[homosexuals]

You just keep doing what you're doing. I'll work on the uncle. Maybe together we can make a difference.

[holyposition]

Okay. Just be careful, and keep me in the loop.

On a lighter note. I have a question. Have you found an outfit for Koby's party? Our pinks should coordinate.

[homosexuals]

Yeah, you too.

Oh, yeah. Good call. Found this while I was digging around the other day. With black slacks - what do you think?

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[holyposition]

I think it would look good on you. But something lighter might bring out your eyes more.

[homosexuals]

What've you got in mind for yours?

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This better?

[holyposition]

[ Insert mirror selfie. ]

That's closer. I don't know if it's you, but Koby should get a kick out of it.

[homosexuals]

You look cute in pink. Like the bowtie.

But I think I'll like taking it off even more when we're home.

They match for the most part, don't they? Don't send me back into that damn closet. Might not come out this time.

[holyposition]

Thank you 🩷 And yeah, they match.

Koby will consider the party a waste if nobody sneaks off to get filthy in the back rooms. Just a thought.

[homosexuals]

That right?

Well, we can't disappoint him. He's the guest of honor, after all.

[holyposition]

Uh huh. He'll be terribly disappointed if you don't dance with me and try a bunch of pink tequila drinks, too.

[homosexuals]

Uh huh.

Can I swap tequila for pink scotch?

[holyposition]

That sounds disgusting

[homosexuals]

And pink tequila doesn't?

Fine. Pink martini and call it a day.

[holyposition]

Pink fruits could go with tequila!

I'll try them all and probably regret it. Just stop me before you have to carry me home.

[homosexuals]

I only like the way tequila tastes on you.

Mm, I dunno that I can promise you that. Last time I carried you home was an awful lot of fun.

[holyposition]

You can kiss me after each one.