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[holyposition]

Let's not think of reasons!

Sweet as honey 🐝

[mygoodsir]

Tim!

I think of your arse so often that I suppose I really cannot scold you.

[holyposition]

I should hope so. I've been doing squats.

[mygoodsir]

Squatting onto what?

[holyposition]

Onto what?

Oh no, it's an exercise. For thighs and glutes. Come to the gym with me tomorrow and I'll show you.

[mygoodsir]

Oh! I thought, well. Nevermind what I thought.

I will.

[holyposition]

You thought...

Really?? And I'm the one with the filthy mind?

[mygoodsir]

I never said I wasn't.

[holyposition]

Maybe you need a private demonstration, then. So you know what to expect at the gym and can maintain your composure.

[mygoodsir]

Will this involve a lot of staring at your posterior? Because I think I could manage that, yes.

Tim, what do they call being aroused in your time?

[holyposition]

I could do it backwards, so you can stare at it the whole time.

Horny, or cranked, or fired up.

[mygoodsir]

Oh, yes. Are you noisy during these squats?

Darling Tim, you make me very horny.

[holyposition]

There's always a little grunting at the gym, but a private demonstration deserves a little more.

What are you gonna do about it?

[mygoodsir]

Good.

I believe my options are to take matters in hand or to shift my attention elsewhere.

[holyposition]

Or you can wait patiently, until I'm done at Dead Men.

[mygoodsir]

Koby isn't working, is he? I fear he will know if you've been spending all your shift flirting with me.

[holyposition]

He's always working. But it's a slow day. And as the most senior bartender here, I've earned the privilege of delegating.

[mygoodsir]

Oh. A man of authority.

[holyposition]

That's right. I'm practically the captain, where the bar is concerned.

[mygoodsir]

Captain Laughlin does have a nice ring to it.

Although it feels mildly scandalous to consider!

[holyposition]

The scandal will be unprecedented, once it gets out that the surgeon's been buggering him in the officer's cabin. And it will, because sadly, he IS very loud.

[mygoodsir]

Oh my goodness gracious.



We actually did have an extremely handsome Captain on Erebus.

[holyposition]

Fitzjames, you told me all about it. I always listen 😇

[mygoodsir]

You do.

I'm not used to that yet.

[holyposition]

I can name at least 5 different kinds of snails now, because of you, not counting Koby's weird one. I'm not just with you for the cute fuzz on your ass.