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[holyposition]

Hey :)

Give me a minute, I need to talk Koby down

[ Make it several. ]

You got off easy.

[homosexuals]

I told him people will forget about it soon enough. Easy when you've got a face like that.

...What's that supposed to mean?

[holyposition]

A face like what?

Just that he left some things out! All your business isn't out for everyone to comment on.

[homosexuals]

You know - cute. Forgivable. I'd say the same thing about you and then some.

Only the important bits, which is what matters. I wouldn't be ashamed if all it was though, you know.

And hey, you've got a few missing too, don't you?

[holyposition]

Good thing I don't have my own chart.

Just one that's still here. And it was a long time ago. And...again in June. If we're counting that.

[homosexuals]

That's my boy. The ring is an exception.

...What? Who?

I'm still going with "nothing counts in June". I'm not starting another argument with you, but that's what I think about it.

[holyposition]

That's just for us.

Lestat. Last summer, after you left. Which I'm fine with pretending didn't happen again, actually.

[homosexuals]

...That guy?

Blonde, French...finicky?

[holyposition]

Yeah, that's him. I was drunk and upset, and he wanted to dance. Things escalated.

But he didn't take advantage, before you ask.

[homosexuals]

Good. Otherwise there's no telling what I'd end up doing.

Still - a French guy? Was it the accent?

[says the man who fucked his way through a few italian twinks in velletri.]

[holyposition]

He's very attractive for a French man. Tall, strong jaw, blue eyes.

He comes on really strong, though. It's less appealing when I'm not looking for a hookup just because I'm mad at you.

[homosexuals]

All those should be negated by the blonde part.

But yeah - that's a French guy for you.

We've been on a pretty good run, though. No need for other hookups, huh?

[holyposition]

Nobody's perfect. And it was before that blonde-obsessed freak, besides.

I haven't been with anyone new since Harry. I haven't felt the need, and I've avoided all the house compulsions. I'm happy and satisfied.

[homosexuals]

What blonde-obsessed freak?

[he's kidding. they don't talk about him ever, a shared delusion.]

Well, I'm glad to hear it. For the record: so am I.

[holyposition]

The boring one who hated foot massages and chest hair.

[ He need not be named, but enough time has passed to joke about it. ]

Good. :)

[homosexuals]

Oh right, that one with a dick more interested in dragons than cute Catholics from Staten Island.

[holyposition]

Yeah, like a kid. I think I'll never sleep with someone younger than me again.

Other than Koby, probably.