Ouch, well that's...not...entirely untrue. I liked him when he decided to go after what he really wanted.
[armand sounds like fun. anyway..,.]
You're honest. You've got lots of yummy little numbers out there willing to protect you and back you up. You've got no reason to sit on this information, and I'd like to keep my head on my frankly great shoulders.
I've been trying to do that for over 500 years, because of one person. He's here right now, and god only knows why he's flying under the radar.
Actually - I know. Might have something to do with Stefan and him having a bromance and Caroline...well, he's fond of her. Or something.
Anyway, here's what you should know about Klaus Mikaelson:
💅 Part Vampire 💅 Part Werewolf 💅 Original Vampire: can compel humans and vampires 💅 Loves a good chase, I've been running for oh...five centuries, give or take 💅 Ritual-enjoyer and crafter 💅 Runs his own little gang of hybrid werewolves and vampires
Now, Timmy - can I call you Timmy? - I dumped this in the chat with the Clubs - where I'm sure I'll get some blowback. But: you're the person I've chosen to give a few extra details.
You have questions, ask them.
I'd really like to see him locked up so I can breathe again.
The other vampires are tight. They all know one of their number is compelling people, but nobody’s said anything. Stefan has avoided every question I’ve asked him.
Thank you. This is something. But if you’re willing to spill all this, why not just accuse him yourself? If all the clubs know, he’ll figure out it was you eventually.
Just Tim. But you can have Timmy if you’re proven right about this.
I have some. Did the runes on the table look familiar to you? Will Caroline and Stefan try to obfuscate and protect him? Is he strong enough to rip a head off? And which of the murders from round one would you attribute to him – Giles?
Well, they're a little too busy braiding each other's hair and protecting themselves. I can't say I blame them, after recent events.
Of course he has. He's not forth-coming anyway, and now they've got some weird little thing going on.
I'm hoping he'll be locked up and I'll be long gone by then. Or at least, somewhere out of the way. In a perfect world, the Alpha will take him out. For good.
Fine. Everything I said is true, though.
No on the runes. Considering neither of them have opened their mouths to date: maybe. Beheading? Please. Child's play for any of us. Giles - the old daddy? Probably the best bet.
Why was he hunting you? And does he enjoy it? Will appealing to the fact that if he’s locked up, he won’t hurt anyone else have any sway at all?
Because if the evidence pointed my way, I’d rather take my chances in the cage. I know not everyone agrees.
Are there any more vampire-werewolf hybrids? If I stick my neck out, and Klaus says it could have been any one of you, then we’re out of luck. All we’ve ruled out is Lestat’s group, and that’s not enough. If you want me to get involved in you guys' grudges from home, I need all the information.
Because I survived when he needed me dead. Ruined another one of his little rituals - to break his curse and get rid of the side of him that sheds more. I was courted by him - and all along he was planning to sacrifice me. I mean, all of you thought Tinder was bad?
Of course he enjoys it. He's had 500 years to get over it and find another solution, but he'd rather take revenge on me. And you know what else? He compelled...someone I care about to turn off his humanity. It’s like a switch for empathy - poof. Gone. Turned him into a killing machine. Just for fun. Or because he needed friends - maybe both.
There aren't any others here. Hybrids, that is. Stefan, Caroline, and I are just pure vampire.
[there's kai, but. well. that's different.]
I fully admit it's a grudge. But you can count on one thing from me at all times, Tim: I look out for myself. It just so happens to align with looking out for all of you too this time.
is that Kai? Stefan told me he turned his humanity off ages ago. And to avoid him at all costs because of it.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you’re being more forthcoming than he is. I really appreciate that. Did I ever tell you I was almost killed last time? And still, this time around is worse.
As long as you’re prepared for blowback. If I’m asked about my sources, I won’t lie.
Aren't we looking for another strangler? Or well - all of you are.
I'm glad muppet boy didn't get you. But sticking your neck out for everyone else after it almost got you killed last time - you know that's pretty brave of you, right?
I don't know. It'd be better if whatever the Alpha has planned sticks. If not? It'll just be another day of playing hide and seek for me.
Yeah. He used a belt, though. It was sloppy. The pumpkin murders were choked with a garrote, it looked like a professional job.
Danny had killed three people by then, one before the game even started. It was the right thing to do. Thank you for saying so, though.
I don't want him to hurt you. I don't necessarily need to be involved in the vampire drama, but I'm tired of seeing people kill each other. We need to be united against the forces against us here, not fighting our battles from home.
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Date: 2025-10-13 08:00 pm (UTC)I don’t like Armand. It’s not because he’s a vampire. It’s because he’s a snake.
And you want to share it with me?
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Date: 2025-10-13 08:23 pm (UTC)[armand sounds like fun. anyway..,.]
You're honest. You've got lots of yummy little numbers out there willing to protect you and back you up. You've got no reason to sit on this information, and I'd like to keep my head on my frankly great shoulders.
I've been trying to do that for over 500 years, because of one person. He's here right now, and god only knows why he's flying under the radar.
Actually - I know. Might have something to do with Stefan and him having a bromance and Caroline...well, he's fond of her. Or something.
Anyway, here's what you should know about Klaus Mikaelson:
💅 Part Vampire
💅 Part Werewolf
💅 Original Vampire: can compel humans and vampires
💅 Loves a good chase, I've been running for oh...five centuries, give or take
💅 Ritual-enjoyer and crafter
💅 Runs his own little gang of hybrid werewolves and vampires
Now, Timmy - can I call you Timmy? - I dumped this in the chat with the Clubs - where I'm sure I'll get some blowback. But: you're the person I've chosen to give a few extra details.
You have questions, ask them.
I'd really like to see him locked up so I can breathe again.
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Date: 2025-10-13 08:35 pm (UTC)Thank you. This is something. But if you’re willing to spill all this, why not just accuse him yourself? If all the clubs know, he’ll figure out it was you eventually.
Just Tim. But you can have Timmy if you’re proven right about this.
I have some. Did the runes on the table look familiar to you? Will Caroline and Stefan try to obfuscate and protect him? Is he strong enough to rip a head off? And which of the murders from round one would you attribute to him – Giles?
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Date: 2025-10-13 08:55 pm (UTC)Of course he has. He's not forth-coming anyway, and now they've got some weird little thing going on.
I'm hoping he'll be locked up and I'll be long gone by then. Or at least, somewhere out of the way. In a perfect world, the Alpha will take him out. For good.
Fine. Everything I said is true, though.
No on the runes. Considering neither of them have opened their mouths to date: maybe. Beheading? Please. Child's play for any of us. Giles - the old daddy? Probably the best bet.
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Date: 2025-10-13 09:06 pm (UTC)Because if the evidence pointed my way, I’d rather take my chances in the cage. I know not everyone agrees.
Are there any more vampire-werewolf hybrids? If I stick my neck out, and Klaus says it could have been any one of you, then we’re out of luck. All we’ve ruled out is Lestat’s group, and that’s not enough. If you want me to get involved in you guys' grudges from home, I need all the information.
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Date: 2025-10-13 09:39 pm (UTC)Of course he enjoys it. He's had 500 years to get over it and find another solution, but he'd rather take revenge on me. And you know what else? He compelled...someone I care about to turn off his humanity. It’s like a switch for empathy - poof. Gone. Turned him into a killing machine. Just for fun. Or because he needed friends - maybe both.
There aren't any others here. Hybrids, that is. Stefan, Caroline, and I are just pure vampire.
[there's kai, but. well. that's different.]
I fully admit it's a grudge. But you can count on one thing from me at all times, Tim: I look out for myself. It just so happens to align with looking out for all of you too this time.
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Date: 2025-10-13 10:10 pm (UTC)I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you’re being more forthcoming than he is. I really appreciate that. Did I ever tell you I was almost killed last time? And still, this time around is worse.
As long as you’re prepared for blowback. If I’m asked about my sources, I won’t lie.
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Date: 2025-10-13 10:48 pm (UTC)No, you didn't. Who was it? And - how'd you escape?
For what it's worth, even if you were just my fake son: I had a feeling you'd be a survivor. Glad to see you keep proving me right.
I am. But I'll be the safest bitch in town when Klaus is up in one of those cages.
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Date: 2025-10-13 11:52 pm (UTC)And after the game is over? Will you still be safe?
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Date: 2025-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)I'm glad muppet boy didn't get you. But sticking your neck out for everyone else after it almost got you killed last time - you know that's pretty brave of you, right?
I don't know. It'd be better if whatever the Alpha has planned sticks. If not? It'll just be another day of playing hide and seek for me.
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Date: 2025-10-14 01:53 am (UTC)Danny had killed three people by then, one before the game even started. It was the right thing to do. Thank you for saying so, though.
I don't want him to hurt you. I don't necessarily need to be involved in the vampire drama, but I'm tired of seeing people kill each other. We need to be united against the forces against us here, not fighting our battles from home.
later.
Date: 2025-10-14 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2025-10-14 04:08 pm (UTC)If Klaus wants to prove a point - I’ve seen him leave a room looking like a bomb went off.
Namely - my family, when I was still human.
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Date: 2025-10-14 04:23 pm (UTC)I know you're afraid of blowback, but you sound like the expert. Any follow-up questions I'd have to defer to you.
I'm sorry, Katherine. That sounds horrific.