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[mygoodsir]

Good.

Lovely. [can you feel the dry british sarcasm, Tim?]

You snapped at Bob? Why?

[holyposition]

[ yes, he can...the things Hawk says to his lovers are unfortunately, outside of his control! ]

I didn't even mean to text him, the network was going haywire.

I sent him a photo that wasn't meant for him. The one with me in the hammock. And he was acting like he might not delete it without being forced to, so I called him a liar, and he said I was jealous, and it got nasty from there. And then Hawk got mad at me. It's a whole situation now for no good reason.

I left him an apology letter this afternoon.

[mygoodsir]

Yes, I unfortunately had some things delivered to the wrong people myself.

Well. You probably were jealous, Tim. You usually are.

That was very noble of you. Good job.

[holyposition]

Nothing bad, I hope?

I was. But I stand by what I said before about his judgment.

Thanks. It's not the season to hold grudges.

[mygoodsir]

Well. Some pictures meant for your eyes.

We all make mistakes there sometimes.

Exactly. And he seems an amiable enough fellow.

[holyposition]

[ 😤😤😤 ]

Yeah...I had a few go where they shouldn't, too.

I don't know. I guess we'll see.

[mygoodsir]

That's not your fault. Now, if it brings about any new lovers, then I may get a little jealous myself.

Sometimes, o love of my life, you remind me of my crabs.

[holyposition]

It won't. Bob, Hawk (nothing he hasn't seen, even if we're not there yet), Giles (no pictures until he asked).

Of your crabs? Why?

[mygoodsir]

Very good then.

You're a little pinchy, darling.

[holyposition]

Pinchy? Maybe I've just...got things to be defensive about.

[mygoodsir]

Exactly. When a crab is threatening, it will retreat sideways with claws at the ready.

[holyposition]

[ Clocked. Gagged. Gooped. ]

Well...I guess you're not wrong. I'm making an effort to work on that.

[mygoodsir]

Need I remind you that I love crabs? I wrote papers on them.

As I would on you.

[holyposition]

Don't write anything embarrassing ☺️

I'm gonna head to Koby's for a bit to wrap gifts. Can't do it in front of you. But I'll see you for dinner.

[mygoodsir]

I promise nothing.

You will.

[holyposition]

And after, I've got a present you can unwrap early ☺️

[mygoodsir]

That's terribly scandalous.

[holyposition]

I didn't mean me.

You unwrap the gift, and THEN me

[mygoodsir]

Oh!

Well, then I can give you yours too, if you like.

[holyposition]

Only if it's a sexy one. Otherwise we wait for Christmas.

[mygoodsir]

Ah, I see.

You'll have to wait and find out.

[holyposition]

I can be patient.