I told him to knock it off and lay off you. Why? What is saying now?
Oh come on, baby. Just the two of us in our pajamas or less spending all day opening presents and listening to those tunes you like. I've got a surprise for you too. But you'll have to wait and see.
I don't want to share you. The rest of the holidays can be for everyone else.
Why not? Sometimes getting punched in the nose humbles a person.
I'm yours on Christmas then. But there's still gifts to give out, there's dinner, and fresh air, and whatever crazy thing the house will probably do. I've got to at least check in. And then right back on your lap where I belong, okay?
The kind of person who decapitates four year olds is not the kind of person you should pick a fight with.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:15 am (UTC)Oh come on, baby. Just the two of us in our pajamas or less spending all day opening presents and listening to those tunes you like. I've got a surprise for you too. But you'll have to wait and see.
I don't want to share you. The rest of the holidays can be for everyone else.
Why not? Sometimes getting punched in the nose humbles a person.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:30 am (UTC)I'm yours on Christmas then. But there's still gifts to give out, there's dinner, and fresh air, and whatever crazy thing the house will probably do. I've got to at least check in. And then right back on your lap where I belong, okay?
The kind of person who decapitates four year olds is not the kind of person you should pick a fight with.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:35 am (UTC)Okay, deal. I've got a real big package for you to open, after all.
What the fuck?
I'm not picking a fight. It's a friendly spar.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:43 am (UTC)Yeah, 'what the fuck' is right. Don't push it, okay? I don't wanna see you busted up the same way Aemond was.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:44 am (UTC)...He told you about that, huh. He said he would.
Christ, I don't get it. But it was bad, Tim. Brutal.
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Date: 2024-12-09 03:54 am (UTC)I know. And I don't know what to do about it, other than distract him. He doesn't listen.
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Date: 2024-12-09 04:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-09 04:59 am (UTC)On a lighter note. I have a question. Have you found an outfit for Koby's party? Our pinks should coordinate.
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Date: 2024-12-09 05:04 am (UTC)Oh, yeah. Good call. Found this while I was digging around the other day. With black slacks - what do you think?
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Date: 2024-12-09 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-09 05:10 am (UTC)[ IMG264_013.jpg ]
This better?
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Date: 2024-12-09 05:13 am (UTC)That's closer. I don't know if it's you, but Koby should get a kick out of it.
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Date: 2024-12-09 05:20 am (UTC)But I think I'll like taking it off even more when we're home.
They match for the most part, don't they? Don't send me back into that damn closet. Might not come out this time.
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Date: 2024-12-09 05:26 am (UTC)Koby will consider the party a waste if nobody sneaks off to get filthy in the back rooms. Just a thought.
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Date: 2024-12-10 03:13 am (UTC)Well, we can't disappoint him. He's the guest of honor, after all.
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Date: 2024-12-10 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-10 03:34 am (UTC)Can I swap tequila for pink scotch?
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Date: 2024-12-10 03:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-12-10 03:38 am (UTC)Fine. Pink martini and call it a day.
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Date: 2024-12-10 03:47 am (UTC)I'll try them all and probably regret it. Just stop me before you have to carry me home.
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Date: 2024-12-10 04:19 am (UTC)Mm, I dunno that I can promise you that. Last time I carried you home was an awful lot of fun.
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Date: 2024-12-10 05:31 am (UTC)