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From:

homosexuals

Well I think he's - maybe embarrassed about Halloween. He was a little drunk. Little more friendly than usual.

Now he's all back to business like it's my fault we started on a more casual introduction. He's got the sassing bit down pat, but I don't think he knows I'm doing it right back. Yet.

It's not bad. He's just - awfully young.

From:

holyposition

Yes, he is, and he's engaged. He's not even 18 yet!

From:

homosexuals

They're all engaged, or they think their teenage brides are going to grow mold otherwise.

Don't tell Aemond I said that.

His birthday's coming up.

From:

homosexuals

I don't know what the point of this was. I guess - if something happens, or there's a point to all this from him.

Are you going to be upset with me if I accept?

From:

holyposition

No, I'm glad you're telling me.

Do you want to accept? I mean, actually want to, not just...whatever's going on with you that gets you hard every five minutes.

From:

homosexuals

Hey, give me some credit.

I think it's more like ten.

...I don't know. He's cute. Let's just say I wouldn't kick him out of bed if that's what he's really aiming for.

Edited Date: 2024-12-09 01:58 am (UTC)

From:

holyposition

I wouldn't be upset, then. Just concerned about it complicating things. Their truce is more fragile than ever.

Kick him out of bed? Not in our room, Hawk, good grief.

Edited Date: 2024-12-09 02:14 am (UTC)

From:

homosexuals

Oh come on, not our bed. That's - it's special.

I don't want to ruin anything. Not with us, most importantly. But all the rest of that - complicated is putting it lightly. Maybe if they're all too distracted getting laid it'll smooth out, huh?

;)

From:

holyposition

The spare counts. Take it to his.

But I didn't mean with us. We're good. After all the mess I've made, I've got nothing to be upset about, as long as Jacaerys doesn't start making up lies about me too. I just want to know, okay? I'll make sure they get Christmas cards for letting me have a full night's sleep. :p

If you want to distract someone to keep a war from breaking out, try Daemon.

that was a joke
don't do that

From:

homosexuals

Alright, alright. Deal.

...Wait a minute, who's making up lies about you? Skippy?

Yeah well, get your cat naps in while you can. You're all mine on Christmas Eve. And Christmas. And the stretch to New Year's. And New Year's Eve. And New Year's.

Daemon? Huh. Well, about that.

I'm asked if he wanted to spar at the gym.

From:

holyposition

What? Embry. Who else?

I'm not ignoring everyone else on Christmas, Hawk.

why?

Edited Date: 2024-12-09 03:12 am (UTC)

From:

homosexuals

I told him to knock it off and lay off you. Why? What is saying now?

Oh come on, baby. Just the two of us in our pajamas or less spending all day opening presents and listening to those tunes you like. I've got a surprise for you too. But you'll have to wait and see.

I don't want to share you. The rest of the holidays can be for everyone else.

Why not? Sometimes getting punched in the nose humbles a person.

Edited Date: 2024-12-09 03:15 am (UTC)

From:

holyposition

Nothing new. But he hasn't apologized, either.

I'm yours on Christmas then. But there's still gifts to give out, there's dinner, and fresh air, and whatever crazy thing the house will probably do. I've got to at least check in. And then right back on your lap where I belong, okay?

The kind of person who decapitates four year olds is not the kind of person you should pick a fight with.

From:

homosexuals

Wish I could pretend to be surprised. Don't hold your breath.

Okay, deal. I've got a real big package for you to open, after all.

What the fuck?

I'm not picking a fight. It's a friendly spar.

From:

holyposition

Tie it up for me in a little ribbon. I'll unwrap it with my teeth.

Yeah, 'what the fuck' is right. Don't push it, okay? I don't wanna see you busted up the same way Aemond was.

From:

homosexuals

A big ribbon. It's a date.

...He told you about that, huh. He said he would.

Christ, I don't get it. But it was bad, Tim. Brutal.

From:

holyposition

I knew before he told me. I'm not stupid. I have eyes.

I know. And I don't know what to do about it, other than distract him. He doesn't listen.

From:

homosexuals

You just keep doing what you're doing. I'll work on the uncle. Maybe together we can make a difference.

From:

holyposition

Okay. Just be careful, and keep me in the loop.

On a lighter note. I have a question. Have you found an outfit for Koby's party? Our pinks should coordinate.

From:

homosexuals

Yeah, you too.

Oh, yeah. Good call. Found this while I was digging around the other day. With black slacks - what do you think?

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Edited Date: 2024-12-09 05:04 am (UTC)

From:

holyposition

I think it would look good on you. But something lighter might bring out your eyes more.

From:

homosexuals

What've you got in mind for yours?

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This better?

From:

holyposition

[ Insert mirror selfie. ]

That's closer. I don't know if it's you, but Koby should get a kick out of it.

From:

homosexuals

You look cute in pink. Like the bowtie.

But I think I'll like taking it off even more when we're home.

They match for the most part, don't they? Don't send me back into that damn closet. Might not come out this time.