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holyposition

Maybe a necklace. But the peek of chest hair usually gets me whatever I want, so it stays.

...maybe. She's a spiteful person. But you'll need to come with an actual plan.

From:

kobes

hot, we'll match. i'm wearing some sparkly expensive thing, makes me look almost respectable 😝 i got proposals out the ass, i'll open with the pdf and spreadsheets for your mom. cared more about seeing how quick i could make your dad mad.

From:

holyposition

'Almost' doing a lot of heavy lifting, I assume.

Good luck, I guess. At this point, you're more invested in the place than I am.

From:

kobes

always does, baby t i can dress up fancy but trash is trash yeah no duh cause you already got it obvi u aren't gonna give a fuck about what's already yours

From:

holyposition

I was gonna say alternative.

I’ve told you before, i don’t want it.

You know what I do want though? To cash in my daddy dibs. The tennis guy’s mine.

From:

kobes

that's cause beneath your cosmic bitch exterior youre a sweetheart, teo~ yeah, i remember. [the great irony of their friendship: everything timoteo has, koby wants, but will never have.]

damn, already?? we been here two days, t.

From:

holyposition

[ And teo would do anything to be free from this. He should have given him better advice on seducing his dad, maybe they have traded. ]

<3

Well a) have you seen him?

And b) we’ve met before.

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kobes

[at least he still has a hot uncle, hope is not lost]

a) yeah he looks like a hallmark movie about a guy who sells christmas trees and the meaning of the season. baby birds tweet and little lambs frolic about when he passes by. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 b) WHAT who is he when where

From:

holyposition

You are sooooo annoyinggggggg know your queerstory

That's Hawkins Fuller. One of the first real star athletes to come out. I jerked off to his Men's Health cover like ten years ago.

From:

kobes

i dont read, teo, you know that hope you opened with that the first time you met "hi thanks for the sexual awakening".

From:

holyposition

Oh my GOD he was not! That was Jeff goldblum in jurassic park.

From:

kobes

riiiiight the nerdiest awakening in the entire world, how could i forget?

From:

holyposition

listen. when I was 12 it seemed really important for a man to take a t Rex bite for me.

Also he was hot. Still is!

From:

kobes

oh yeah, that's a big concern on italian vineyards, i hear. top priority. how bout hawkins fuller the tennis gay icon? would he take a dinosaur bite for you?

From:

holyposition

too soon to tell. maybe? I can tell he's really into me.

From:

kobes

well yeah, he's a guy with eyes. has he been like REALLY into you? 😏😏😏

From:

holyposition

Not yet. But he's taking me out for my birthday. I can wait a couple days.

From:

kobes

okay damn what are you catholic now? glutton for punishment hope he's worth it. you seen anyone else since we arrived?

From:

holyposition

He's a romantic and the hottest man in the manor. If he wants to woo me for a special occasion, I'm gonna let him.

Harry. And Quentin, kind of. To throw my parents off Harry's trail. I don't think it's working.

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kobes

what's the catch. there's always a catch. is he like super into some weird kink? is he married? is his dick small???? no because your dad's a bloodhound of disapproval and generational emotional repression. and you're suspicious when youre being sweet.

From:

holyposition

I hope so, widowed, and I've zoomed in on enough short tennis shorts to know he's not.

I'm not being sweet. Maybe I'm being a gold digging whore.

From:

kobes

oh, hes got trauma!!!! i love a widower 😍😍😍 gonna let him cry into your manly bosom a little maybe???? you're so sweet you give me cavities baby teo~ but youre also a whore because you contain multitudes, bitch. its the new millennium you can be whoever you want