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2025-06-02 08:55 pm (UTC)
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ouch. though considering what i did on your couch last summer maybe its good she doesn't remember me.
i'll try. maybe i'll parent trap them into signing paperwork or something so i can get alvida off my back for 5 minutes.
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2025-06-02 09:02 pm (UTC)
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holyposition
I got the stain out. It's fine.
Let me know how it goes. In as little detail as possible.
Anyway. I think the president of the united states has jerked off to me.
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2025-06-02 10:56 pm (UTC)
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awwww. thought i'd be a conversation piece longer than that.
deal. also your ex is my suitemate, i think.
can you put that on a resume? you should totally put that on a resume.
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2025-06-02 11:26 pm (UTC)
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Quentin? He's great. Good kisser. Be nice to him!
I should be mad about it. Imperial American bullshit and all that. But he's so hot
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2025-06-03 01:29 am (UTC)
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i'm always nice!!!
yeah the swimmer guy
scared the shit outta me.
he IS
you going to that party thing his brother's throwing?
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2025-06-03 03:12 am (UTC)
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What? Why?
Of course I am. Might even slip in some mischeif under their noses.
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hungover as FUCK, went into the bathroom, he was in the shower
didn't realize these suites were CONNECTED.
oh fuck yeah what're you wearing?
i dunno how to dress to classy things.
also psa ur dad haaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaates me. 😇😇😇
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2025-06-03 03:50 am (UTC)
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I don't know yet. It's cocktail attire, but he invited me to be slutty, so. Let's go shopping.
Yeah, he told me. Oh well?
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2025-06-03 03:56 am (UTC)
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omg me too. we'll have to coordinate.
okay deal all my clothes are trashy party, not cocktail slutty party.
can't make an omelet without cracking a few dads 😞😞😞 shouldn't have mentioned the business shit.
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Dress trousers, but a shiny shirt. Open an extra button or two.
Told you to lead with mom.
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slut, love it. anything underneath?
yeah well, i'm already fucked, who cares if i burn a few more bridges.
though does your dad hating me mean your mom'll be more likely to listen to me?
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2025-06-03 04:24 am (UTC)
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Maybe a necklace. But the peek of chest hair usually gets me whatever I want, so it stays.
...maybe. She's a spiteful person. But you'll need to come with an actual plan.
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2025-06-03 05:01 am (UTC)
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hot, we'll match. i'm wearing some sparkly expensive thing, makes me look almost respectable 😝
i got proposals out the ass, i'll open with the pdf and spreadsheets for your mom. cared more about seeing how quick i could make your dad mad.
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'Almost' doing a lot of heavy lifting, I assume.
Good luck, I guess. At this point, you're more invested in the place than I am.
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2025-06-03 01:59 pm (UTC)
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always does, baby t
i can dress up fancy but trash is trash
yeah no duh
cause you already got it
obvi u aren't gonna give a fuck about what's already yours
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2025-06-03 03:22 pm (UTC)
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I was gonna say alternative.
I’ve told you before, i don’t want it.
You know what I do want though? To cash in my daddy dibs. The tennis guy’s mine.
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2025-06-03 03:55 pm (UTC)
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that's cause beneath your cosmic bitch exterior youre a sweetheart, teo~
yeah, i remember.
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the great irony of their friendship: everything timoteo has, koby wants, but will never have.
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damn, already?? we been here two days, t.
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[ And teo would do anything to be free from this. He should have given him better advice on seducing his dad, maybe they have traded. ]
<3
Well a) have you seen him?
And b) we’ve met before.
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[
at least he still has a hot uncle, hope is not lost
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a) yeah he looks like a hallmark movie about a guy who sells christmas trees and the meaning of the season. baby birds tweet and little lambs frolic about when he passes by. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
b) WHAT who is he when where
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2025-06-03 05:23 pm (UTC)
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You are sooooo annoyinggggggg know your queerstory
That's Hawkins Fuller. One of the first real star athletes to come out. I jerked off to his Men's Health cover like ten years ago.
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i dont read, teo, you know that
hope you opened with that the first time you met "hi thanks for the sexual awakening".
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2025-06-03 05:56 pm (UTC)
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Oh my GOD he was not! That was Jeff goldblum in jurassic park.
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riiiiight the nerdiest awakening in the entire world, how could i forget?
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listen. when I was 12 it seemed really important for a man to take a t Rex bite for me.
Also he was hot. Still is!
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oh yeah, that's a big concern on italian vineyards, i hear. top priority.
how bout hawkins fuller the tennis gay icon? would he take a dinosaur bite for you?
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Date: 2025-06-02 08:55 pm (UTC)i'll try. maybe i'll parent trap them into signing paperwork or something so i can get alvida off my back for 5 minutes.
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Date: 2025-06-02 09:02 pm (UTC)Let me know how it goes. In as little detail as possible.
Anyway. I think the president of the united states has jerked off to me.
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Date: 2025-06-02 10:56 pm (UTC)deal. also your ex is my suitemate, i think.
can you put that on a resume? you should totally put that on a resume.
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Date: 2025-06-02 11:26 pm (UTC)I should be mad about it. Imperial American bullshit and all that. But he's so hot
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Date: 2025-06-03 01:29 am (UTC)yeah the swimmer guy
scared the shit outta me.
he IS
you going to that party thing his brother's throwing?
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:12 am (UTC)Of course I am. Might even slip in some mischeif under their noses.
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:33 am (UTC)didn't realize these suites were CONNECTED.
oh fuck yeah what're you wearing?
i dunno how to dress to classy things.
also psa ur dad haaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaates me. 😇😇😇
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:50 am (UTC)Yeah, he told me. Oh well?
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:56 am (UTC)okay deal all my clothes are trashy party, not cocktail slutty party.
can't make an omelet without cracking a few dads 😞😞😞 shouldn't have mentioned the business shit.
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Date: 2025-06-03 04:06 am (UTC)Told you to lead with mom.
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Date: 2025-06-03 04:18 am (UTC)yeah well, i'm already fucked, who cares if i burn a few more bridges.
though does your dad hating me mean your mom'll be more likely to listen to me?
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Date: 2025-06-03 04:24 am (UTC)...maybe. She's a spiteful person. But you'll need to come with an actual plan.
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:01 am (UTC)i got proposals out the ass, i'll open with the pdf and spreadsheets for your mom. cared more about seeing how quick i could make your dad mad.
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:30 am (UTC)Good luck, I guess. At this point, you're more invested in the place than I am.
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Date: 2025-06-03 01:59 pm (UTC)i can dress up fancy but trash is trash
yeah no duh
cause you already got it
obvi u aren't gonna give a fuck about what's already yours
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:22 pm (UTC)I’ve told you before, i don’t want it.
You know what I do want though? To cash in my daddy dibs. The tennis guy’s mine.
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Date: 2025-06-03 03:55 pm (UTC)yeah, i remember. [the great irony of their friendship: everything timoteo has, koby wants, but will never have.]
damn, already?? we been here two days, t.
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Date: 2025-06-03 04:07 pm (UTC)<3
Well a) have you seen him?
And b) we’ve met before.
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:17 pm (UTC)a) yeah he looks like a hallmark movie about a guy who sells christmas trees and the meaning of the season. baby birds tweet and little lambs frolic about when he passes by. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
b) WHAT who is he when where
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:23 pm (UTC)That's Hawkins Fuller. One of the first real star athletes to come out. I jerked off to his Men's Health cover like ten years ago.
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Date: 2025-06-03 05:39 pm (UTC)hope you opened with that the first time you met "hi thanks for the sexual awakening".
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Date: 2025-06-03 10:41 pm (UTC)Also he was hot. Still is!
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Date: 2025-06-04 01:13 am (UTC)how bout hawkins fuller the tennis gay icon? would he take a dinosaur bite for you?
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