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kobes

are u hanging out with ur dad lame. im bored tell ur hot dad there's an emergency

From:

holyposition

He's gonna try to babysit me all summer, it's so obnoxious. He's on a rampage about the stupid tape.

and don't call him that :(

From:

kobes

shiiiit. does he know who it was? and does he know youre not 12 anymore or i'm not WRONG tho

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holyposition

No, but he asked me about Harry. He's all wound up about him being older like he's my boyfriend or something because he got married when he was 20 and thinks everyone's looking for a husband every time they have a date. It's getting old.

his taste is terrible, if he's into you, you should be in an asylum.

From:

kobes

still??? its like 2008 mate we put a man on the moon you can fuck someone without marrying them 🙄🙄🙄🙄 rude. everyone's into me and u know it, dont be mean 😠

From:

holyposition

And then he tried to blame nonno dying on the tape. It was disgusting, and unproductive, and I don’t even want to be here this year. Why can’t we vacation at the beach like normal people?

You’re right 🙁 You should try to get with him actually. Out him as a hypocrite.

From:

kobes

thats bullshit, t, you dont deserve that. the beach is lame tho at least there are inside parties here. i hate the water 😒😒😒 u got it babe i will happily seduce ur dad 🥰

From:

holyposition

The beaches in England are lame. Next year, I'm thinking Mexico.

Remind him how old you are right before he cums

From:

kobes

should come to melbourne, hang out at the captain’s house. she likes you better anyway. i do that anyway, can't finish without the look of horror.

From:

holyposition

Ever since she heard about the blood stunt, she couldn't get enough of me.

You're disgusting. I love you. But don't tell me any details, please

From:

kobes

she respects flair, what can i say. harassing me about getting your dad to invest, tho 🙄 i can tell you its like seducing a brick wall. and not in a sexy bricked up way.

From:

holyposition

He’s awful, but he’s not dumb. He knows you’d tell me and that I’d never let him live it down.

You could try my mom, for the investment part. She gives so few fucks about me she probably doesn't even know who you are. At least dad pretends.

From:

kobes

ouch. though considering what i did on your couch last summer maybe its good she doesn't remember me. i'll try. maybe i'll parent trap them into signing paperwork or something so i can get alvida off my back for 5 minutes.

From:

holyposition

I got the stain out. It's fine.

Let me know how it goes. In as little detail as possible.

Anyway. I think the president of the united states has jerked off to me.

From:

kobes

awwww. thought i'd be a conversation piece longer than that. deal. also your ex is my suitemate, i think. can you put that on a resume? you should totally put that on a resume.

From:

holyposition

Quentin? He's great. Good kisser. Be nice to him!

I should be mad about it. Imperial American bullshit and all that. But he's so hot

From:

kobes

i'm always nice!!! yeah the swimmer guy scared the shit outta me. he IS you going to that party thing his brother's throwing?

From:

holyposition

What? Why?

Of course I am. Might even slip in some mischeif under their noses.

From:

kobes

hungover as FUCK, went into the bathroom, he was in the shower didn't realize these suites were CONNECTED. oh fuck yeah what're you wearing? i dunno how to dress to classy things. also psa ur dad haaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaates me. 😇😇😇

From:

holyposition

I don't know yet. It's cocktail attire, but he invited me to be slutty, so. Let's go shopping.

Yeah, he told me. Oh well?

From:

kobes

omg me too. we'll have to coordinate. okay deal all my clothes are trashy party, not cocktail slutty party. can't make an omelet without cracking a few dads 😞😞😞 shouldn't have mentioned the business shit.

From:

holyposition

Dress trousers, but a shiny shirt. Open an extra button or two.

Told you to lead with mom.

From:

kobes

slut, love it. anything underneath? yeah well, i'm already fucked, who cares if i burn a few more bridges. though does your dad hating me mean your mom'll be more likely to listen to me?

From:

holyposition

Maybe a necklace. But the peek of chest hair usually gets me whatever I want, so it stays.

...maybe. She's a spiteful person. But you'll need to come with an actual plan.

From:

kobes

hot, we'll match. i'm wearing some sparkly expensive thing, makes me look almost respectable 😝 i got proposals out the ass, i'll open with the pdf and spreadsheets for your mom. cared more about seeing how quick i could make your dad mad.